Top 20 Hilarious Movie Deaths
See Ya, Michael Cera
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This Is the End (2013) Set during the apocalypse, “This Is the End” has no shortage of inventively funny deaths. While James Franco’s fatality almost ascended onto this countdown, it didn’t quite have the same shock value as Michael Cera’s. Too coked out to comprehend that the world is crumbling, all Cera can think about is his cell phone’s location. He doesn’t even see a collapsing streetlight, which impales the Canadian actor through the heart and drags him down to hell. To add insult to injury and hilarity, his cell was on him the entire time.
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UHF (1989) In this Weird Al Comedy, Al plays a shiftless dreamer who likes to imagine himself as the hero of blockbuster movies. As Rambo, he launches a rescue mission to save a POW, played by Michael Richards. This leads him to take on the Russian captors mono a mono with that special Hollywood invincibility. The same thing can’t be said for his opponents, whether they be standing three feet away, firing from a hill, or taking one last shot in desperation.
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“The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!” (1988) Since it’s a cop’s job to resolve conflict as peacefully as possible, Lt. Frank Drebin attempts to detain Vincent Ludwig with a nonlethal cufflink dart. This backfires, however, as the villain stumbles over the stadium wall and plummets to a flattening fate. That’s already pretty funny, but the filmmakers keep piling on the laughs as a bus, a steamroller, and the USC marching band trample over Ludwig like he’s made of Play-Doh. George Kennedy’s final one-liner is the icing on the cake of this priceless scene.
Poolside Splatter
The Nice Guys (2016) This gruesome death brings some much-needed gravity to our list. When Holly March gets caught in the middle of a rooftop brawl, her dad reaches out to protect her, and the two brawlers are sent flying off the roof. While Holland gets just enough clearance to reach the pool, his foe is not so lucky. That guy got flattened like a bug on a windshield!
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Team America: World Police (2004) No public figure is safe from Matt Stone and Trey Parker. It’s hard to think of one celebrity who comes out of “Team America: World Police” unscathed, Hans Blix’s watery demise being a standout. While Kim Jong-il doesn’t show Hans his weapons of mass destruction during an inspection, the dictator does introduce him to his nurse sharks. As the fishies decapitate the Swedish diplomat, Jong-il spouts some of the most uproarious dialogue you’ll ever hear in an R-rated puppet comedy. Parker’s recognizable City Wok voice only makes the obscenities funnier.
Choked Up
Basket Case 3: The Progeny (1991) Trashy films almost never disappoint when it comes to hilarious deaths. Here, a deformed monster that lives in a basket discovers that the Sheriff’s deputies have captured his offspring. Instead of coughing up the bail money, it decides to take matters into his own hands. Damn, those are some mighty strong hands!
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“Happy Gilmore” (1996) Another unconventional sports flick death? Hell yes. Here, Adam Sandler plays an unsuccessful hockey player who discovers his own hidden talent for Golf. Helping him make his glorious transformation is his coach Chubbs, a man who’s own career was ended when a gator bit off his hand. To show his gratitude for the support Chubs had given, Sandler gives his friend a surprise gift. Thoughtful, but maybe he should have just gotten him a new prosthetic hand?
The Bridge of Death
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) While the Killer Rabbit was outrageous, this immortal “Monty Python” bit consists of three deaths, each more hysterical than the last. Where Lancelot answers the bridge keeper’s three questions with zero effort, Sir Robin is thrown for a loop. Sir Galahad’s questions are easier, but he still manages to cock up the final one. The audience thinks they know what the punch line will be when King Arthur’s asked his questions. He surprises everyone, however, by answering with another question. It’s good to be the king and even better to be a swallow expert.
Grocery Store Massacre
Sausage Party (2016) If you’ve seen “Sausage Party”, you’ll already know it was not for the faint of heart. This scene was particularly disturbing and hilarious; as we watch the grocery items’ lives quickly crumble to pieces. When it becomes apparent that “the great beyond” isn’t that great after all, Danny McBride’s Honey Mustard decides to end it all, setting in motion a grocery massacre of epic proportions. Spaghetti innards are strewn on the floor and a banana loses its peel in the most horrifying fashion. While gruesome, this scene was hilarious in its creativity. After all…what’s peanut butter without jelly??
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Jane Austen’s Mafia (1998) In this slapstick mafia spoof, a new don is coroneted and the most unusual assassins are dispatched to tie up loose ends during his wedding. The results are some of the most outlandish deaths in movie history. This first one parodies the mob’s use of high explosives to send a message. The other one, well, we seriously don’t know what they’re referencing here…
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Deadly Prey (1986) There’s no deadlier prey than man and no deadlier man than Mike Danton. Nearing this epic B-movie’s final act, the bloodthirsty Vietnam veteran goes commando on a mercenary. Unable to shoot the screaming target charging forward, the incompetent soldier pays with his right arm. If that’s not ridiculous enough, Danton proceeds to beat the guy to death with his own severed body part and then scalps his corpse. It might be shoddily produced, but we’d give an arm and a leg to watch this outrageous scene over and over again
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The Other Guys (2010) In this film, we’re treated to the believably cool partnership between Samuel L. Jackson and Dwayne ‘The Rock' Johnson as they play a pair of super cops. Admired by the entire city, they gave off the impression that they’re completely superhuman. Clearly they were their own biggest fans, as even they thought that they were impervious to the laws of physics, but sadly, that was not the case.
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Kareteci Kiz, A.K.A. Karate Girl (1974) Karate Girl is a Turkish film in which a woman seeks revenge against the fugitives who murdered her father! Tracking down one of the hooligans, the two duke it out for a minute or two before she pulls a gun and takes five excessively long shots to put him down! Expecting a bit more yelling? You’re probably thinking of the infamous YouTube edit, which sounds something like …
Freak Gasoline Fight Accident
Zoolander (2001) When Zoolander is feeling down, his model roommates decide to cheer him up. After staring a washer fluid fight, Derek gets distracted by a magazine in the trash, only for his friends to take things up a notch. Oddly, things only register as problematic when one of his buddies decides to light one up. Thankfully Derek learned an important lesson that day.
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Troll 2 (1990) How could we possibly forget the iconic “Troll 2”? In what is widely regarded as the worst movie ever, nilbogs are on the loose and are turning people into green plant goo that they can feed on. As dumb as that sounds, and looks, this scene is immortalized not so much by a hilarious death, but by the Oscar worthy reaction to it!
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Undefeatable (1994) In this low-budget action flick, a psychotic deals with abandonment issues by kidnapping and murdering women. Only a motivated cop can bring him down in greased up shirtless fistfight. After the killer gets impaled on a spike, he gets spin kicked onto a factory hook and sent to the cleaners. Think that’s bad? Listen to this…
Garbage Day!
“Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2” (1987) Oh boy, we’re getting into the really trashy films now! Here, a psychopath named Ricky decides to indiscriminately killing victims. After doing away with the world’s worst cop, Ricky decides to take a walk and have some laughs with his new toy. Too bad for this suburbanite, it happens to be garbage day!
Rocking The Boat
“Shark Attack 3: Megalodon” (2002) The premise of a blood thirsty Shark isn’t anything new. However, showcasing huge shark on a tiny budget makes for some pretty golden moments! When this shark interrupts a nautical black tie event, it snatches on passenger out of the air like a grape. And that’s not even the best part. Watch him change size to devourer an entire life raft! Not even that cocky guy escaping on a sea doo is safe!
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Eating Raoul (1982) If you happen to be a swinger, you might take offense to some of the causalities depicted in “Eating Raoul.” This dark comedy centers on a bland married couple that starts slaying swingers and emptying their wallets. The Blands hit the jackpot when they encounter a wild hot tub orgy. Matters get even more heated as Mr. Bland chucks a space heater into the Jacuzzi. Instantaneously, the mob of ravers is fried to a crisp with shockingly hilarious results. That’s one way to kill a party. Before we unveil our favorite funniest death, here are some honorable mentions: Never Bring a Sword To a Gun Fight Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) I Shot Marvin in the Face Pulp Fiction (1994) Anger Management Big Trouble in Little China (1986) Overpowered Soda Machine Maximum Overdrive (1986) Triple Sword The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982)
The Skater
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Hard Ticket To Hawaii Taking the top spot on our list is the “special” kill from a film featuring two secret agents out to stop a drug lord. During their trek, they are confronted by a skateboard henchman who keeps things on the down low by hiding his gun behind his favorite blow up doll. After non-fatally shooting one of the agents in the heart, the skater and his inflatable date are shown no mercy!
