Top 10 Funniest White Chicks Quotes

From the moment Latrell arrived in the Hamptons, he has been relentless in his pursuit of Tiffany Wilson. Little did he know that she was actually FBI agent Marcus Copeland in disguise. In order to keep his cover, Marcus must indulge in Latrell’s advances and go on a date with him. Naturally, Marcus does everything he possibly can to turn off Latrell including, we’ll call it acting unladylike, at the table. And when Latrell tries to order a salad for Marcus, because that’s apparently what ladies eat, he simply replies, ["Perhaps not"] and proceeds to order every messy dish on the menu in an act of rebellion. As funny as the quip is, it’s even funnier that it backfires and only makes Latrell more interested.

Amidst all the shenanigans the Copelands get into while disguised as the Wilson sisters, it’s easy to forget why they are even there in the Hamptons in first place. They were supposed to be keeping an eye on them as possible targets of a kidnapping. During the final fight scene of the movie, Warren Vandergeld admits that it was his plan to kidnap the Wilsons for ransom because he is broke. His daughters ask him if he is Martha Stewart Broke or MC Hammer broke, and he replies - actually shouts - [“MC Hammer broke!”]. It's just such an odd, but topical, reference that really hits the nail on head with just how privileged these socialite sisters are.

Let’s go back to Marcus’ date with Latrell for a moment. After all, there are so many quotable lines from that scene. Unsurprisingly, Marcus is not happy when Latrell buys him in a date auction. He is so upset while talking to Kevin that he says this about Latrell: [“But that don’t mean I gotta go out with Buffy the white girl slayer”] Out of all the names they call him, this one is arguably the best. We’ll break it down. First off, it’s a pop culture reference to a beloved ‘90s TV show. Secondly, he’s calling out Latrell’s fetishization of white women. And lastly, he’s using the name Buffy to poke fun at his ridiculously muscular body. There’s just so much going on in this one-liner.

There is just too much here to pick out one solitary line, so we have to discuss Lisa’s entire rant. Kevin, while in disguise as Brittany Wilson, is attempting to help Lisa buy new clothes, but everything he picks out is just wrong. During the shopping trip, she goes on this long screaming speech about how fat she is and refers to herself as Shamu. Body dysmorphia itself is not funny, but the scene pokes fun at how much women are pressured to be skinny. Lisa just gets so intense, and poor Kevin has no idea how to handle the situation.

The best lies always incorporate part of the truth. So while emulating the Wilson sisters, the Copelands reference a lot of their actual vocabulary from previous interactions with them. In one scene in particular, Kevin and Marcus basically copy and paste their earlier conversation with the Wilson sisters. When they first arrive in the Hamptons, the agents realize they don’t have proper ID to check into the hotel as the Wilson sisters, so they throw a tantrum as a distraction. Clearly, this is how the Wilson sisters always get their way. Kevin uses what must be a classic Wilson line to start up trouble: [“I’m so freakin’ pissed”]. When you hear that, you just know that a huge scene is coming.

Continuing their transformation, Kevin goes on with his mimicry of Brittany Wilson with this twist on one of her earlier complaints. When Kevin and Marcus first meet the real Brittany and Tiffany Wilson, Brittany makes a comment that she went to get her eyebrows done and she came out looking like Liza Minelli. When Kevin is having his own meltdown while disguised as Brittany, she claims that her nose job was botched: [“I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow. I get off the surgery table looking like freaking Shrek!”] This isn’t just a hilarious line, but a really creative way to explain why the Wilson sisters look so different.

This is another line the Copelands took right out of the Wilsons’ mouths. After a car crash leaves the Wilson sisters horribly disfigured - at least by their standards - they immediately begin to freak out. If it wasn’t hitting the fan already, things definitely spiraled out of control when Brittany Wilson announces, [“I’m gonna have a BF”.] What is a BF you ask? That would be a bitch fit, which apparently consists of screaming at the top of your lungs, whining hysterically, Xref and threatening to write letters - to whom we do not know. Kevin drops this line when trying to check into the hotel, as he and Marcus recreate the same scene they experienced with the Wilson sisters, officially completing their transformation.

The Copelands were not the only ones undercover in the Hamptons. They had to fool their fellow FBI agents and even their own Chief. After their successful BF distraction, Chief Gordon comes to speak to the Wilson sisters and welcome them to the hotel. Naturally, the Copelands can’t help but mess with the Chief. They compare him to Denzel Washington and watch him swoon over the compliment, unaware who it is really coming from. And they continue their ridiculous flattery with this line: [“What a beautiful chocolate man.”] And that laugh they do, while accurate, is just absurd.

It’s mother time! The Vandergelds didn't know what they were getting into when they challenged the Wilsons to play the dozens. To their credit, Heather and Megan did do their best. They hit them with that sick burn about mispronouncing salad names. But they were just no match for Kevin and Marcus. They did not pull any punches when taking shots against their mother’s intelligence, appearance, and age. Where did he even get that powder? Marcus and Kevin destroy the Vandergelds so spectacularly that they are left a stammering and sputtering mess by the end of it.

Before we unveil our top pick, here are a few honorable mentions.

All the Backup They Need

A Dog Named Baby

Unwanted Catcalling

Beach Bust

Thinking vs. Saying

This is inarguably the most memorable moment of the whole movie. Who didn’t fall in love with this song all over again after watching this scene? When Marcus is basically forced to go on a date with Latrell to help keep their cover as the Wilson sisters intact, he does everything he can to disgust Latrell and put an end to his obsession. And when all else fails, Marcus turns to what he is sure will be the ultimate turn-off. Marcus turns to the song that his new friends introduced him to earlier, hoping that this will finally unattract Latrell - but it completely backfires. That moment when Latrell says, [“how did you know?!”] followed by his performance of the Vanessa Carlton song, is unforgettable.