Top 10 Yet Another Hilarious Movie Sex Scenes
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#10: Car Sex
“The Counselor” (2013)
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Ridley Scott’s 2013 crime thriller isn’t exactly brimming with humor. While Cameron Diaz should be commended for her committed performance, everything about it is absolutely absurd. From the look of awe etched on Javier Bardem’s face, to Cameron Diaz’ declaration of “I’m gonna come” - this scene might’ve been sexy if it weren’t so deeply weird. They say that if you can dream it up, someone has likely already turned it into porn. Well, true car lovers, we present to you your new team captain. If Diaz ever gets tired of being a movie star, we’re sure the car show circuit would love to have her!
#9: Hotel Room Humping
“Bad Teacher” (2011)
Cameron Diaz strikes again! Although in her defense, this scene was actually supposed to be funny, and she plays her part perfectly. Indeed, if anyone walked away from this scene embarrassed, it was ex-Mouseketeer turned contemporary king of pop, Justin Timberlake. He delivers an equally strong performance. Unfortunately, he does such a good job of playing a grown man who’s dirty talking while dry humping a thoroughly bored woman that we have trouble seeing him as the sex icon he once was. He may’ve brought “sexy back” in 2006, but can he also do it through jizz-stained jeans? Only time (and trip to the dry cleaners) will tell.
#8: Table Fellatio
“American Wedding” (2003)
A commercial from “Family Guy” helped coin the expression: “Diamonds - she’ll pretty much have to.” For everyone’s favorite “American Pie” couple, that proves true, although they manage to mess up the order of events. Jim’s plan to propose at a restaurant is derailed when Michelle gives him a spontaneous gift under the table. Jason Biggs is as awkward as ever, but it’s the arrival of his father, played by comedic genius Eugene Levy, that really ups the ante with wordplay and puns galore. While we hope that one day Jim will experience sexual satisfaction without public humiliation, clearly the day of his proposal would not be that day.
#7: Montage of Sex
“Good Luck Chuck” (2007)
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Part dream fulfiller, part man whore - his name is Chuck and if you sleep with him, the next guy you date will be your true love. When word gets out about Chuck’s special ability, his cliché male adolescent fantasy comes true, as girls line up to have sex with him. The dream quickly dies, however, after it devolves into a montage of meaningless, boring sex, in which the only people having any fun are in the audience. There’s nothing quite like knowing a woman is daydreaming about the next guy she’s going to meet to really deflate your... ego. Oh well, bad sex makes for good laughs! In the movies, at least.
#6: Things Won’t Get Weird
“Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me” (1999)
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No self-respecting Top 10 Hilarious Sex Scene list could exist without at least one scene from “Austin Powers.” Honestly, the trilogy probably deserves a list of its own. But until that glorious day comes, let’s sit back and watch some sex that only an evil genius and his German henchwoman could enjoy. Oversized Dr. Evil-themed bed? Check. Seductive dance moves? Check. Awkwardly drab gray lingerie? Check. Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get It On”? Check and mate. Having stolen Austin’s legendary mojo, Dr. Evil and Frau come together for a lovemaking session that would make Mr. Powers weep, but leaves audiences in stitches.
#5: Table Hand Job
“Wedding Crashers” (2005)
Who ordered the Stage 5 Clinger with a side order of inappropriately timed handjob? A clinger wouldn’t normally be much of an issue for veteran party crasher and master of the one-night-stand Jeremy Grey. But when his partner in crime agrees to follow the wedding party back to their country home for the weekend, Jeremy finds himself dodging his new, self-proclaimed girlfriend, and her seemingly insatiable sex drive. Hand job under the table at a family dinner? Sure, that’s totally acceptable dinner party etiquette! Seriously, watching Jeremy attempt to keep a straight face while his private parts get vigorously fondled under the table is simply priceless.
#4: Can You Believe This Shit?
“Zack and Miri Make a Porno” (2008)
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Poop is funny - It’s a universally known fact. Bringing poop into the bedroom, or in this case, coffee shop, is a surefire way to take your pornographic film from being as hot and steamy as a fresh cappuccino, to being, well… still hot and steamy, but... in a bad, fresh diarrhea kinda way. Every sex scene in this movie is worth a few chuckles, which makes sense since it’s a comedy about making porn. Cue the drunk guy walking in to order a coffee and not even noticing the pornographic activities – hilarious! But the poop scene from “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” is a standout due its shock factor and unapologetic gross-out humor alone.
#3: Mail Truck Sex
“Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood” (1996)
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Say what you will about their more recent films, but the Wayans brothers once had over-the-top comedy down to an art, successfully parodying “Boyz n the Hood,” “South Central,” “Menace II Society”, and “Juice” simultaneously in this fan favorite comedy. Loc Dog flirts with the shy, good girl at a party, successfully coaxing her back to his mail truck for some loving. Suddenly shy girl disappears, and Loc Dog gets violently ridden by a girl who’s demonically possessed. What’s with her Gene Simmons tongue? Only the Wayans brothers could tell you. But this moment in cinematic history gave new meaning to the expression “that girl’s a freak.”
#2: Tim and Eric’s Totally Awesome Sex Montage
“Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie” (2012)
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What’s better than sex? Sex with Tim and Eric! Wait, that came out wrong. What we mean is... Tim and Eric make sex fun! Damn it. Let’s start over. Remember the puppet sex scene in “Team America?” Well, this feels like a live-action adaptation of that puppet porno. While Tim makes love by demonstrating more sexual positions than the Kama Sutra and using a wacky assortment of sex toys, Eric lies in a bathtub of diarrhea that was filled by young boys. Yes, you heard correctly. In this movie, these two separate moments are edited together into one deeply disturbing montage from which you shall never, ever recover. Enjoy!
Before we unveil our top pick, here are a few honorable mentions.
Seduction, Pootie Tang Style
“Pootie Tang” (2001)
Glow-in-the-Dark Delight
“Skin Deep” (1989)
Sharing with the Roommate
“Y.P.F.” (2007)
#1: A Big Day at the Races
“Crank: High Voltage” (2009)
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Have you ever loved someone so much that you would do absolutely anything for him or her? What if his or her heart was going to stop unless you had sex with him or her right there on the spot, no matter how inconvenient it would be? What if you were at a racetrack? What if you were literally lying in the dirt on a racetrack, with horses jumping over you? Well, step aside Romeo and Juliet: “Crank 2” is the new measure of true love! It seemed inconceivable that “Crank: High Voltage” could feature a more over-the-top public sex scene than its predecessor, but all we can say is that it certainly rose to the occasion.
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